June 2011
That moment when you talk to your mum
And she’s screaming like…
And I’m just sitting there listening like…
Then she says I have an attitude…
And I’m like…
Then she tries to hit me like…
And I’m tryna dodge em’ like…
And she’s still hittin’ me like…
And through the hits I’m like…
And I try to play hurt like…
Then she leaves… and I’m like…
hahahhahahaha lmfao xD
LMFAOOO
i wonder if this...
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
Tie a noose-like knot with your lace.
Slide it through the small opening of the car door.
Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car.
TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
"I'm so fat, I need to lose weight."
Expectations:
Reality:
lOl thats so me….xD
The feeling you get when you're having a bad day...
That awkward moment in an exam when you think
“I’ve never seen this shit in my entire life”
When you hear your mom say your name on the phone:
Talkin’ shit?!
Reblog if you don't give a fuck anymore.
May 2011
If only life was like Korean Dramas...
and people like this exsisted and love just comes to you but theres always that one evil bitch that tries to tear you apart but in the end love conquers all && you live happily ever afterbut instead i live in reality
