May 2013
puffymind:
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure.
laugh-addict:
what if concert tickets fell from the sky
at a supermarket
mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
dont ask me if im being sarcastic because most of the time i dont even know
cybersleepover:
if you insult me ill just agree with you probably
bootycaller:
who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me
When somebody takes something from you and you're...
laugh-addict:
Gemme my shit…
Ugh…didnt I say gemme my shit?
“Your 20’s are your ‘selfish’ years. It’s a decade to immerse yourself in every...”
– Kyoko Escamilla (via beatsandbrushes)
